A Letter

Dear all,

I know I've been gone for a long time.
Believe it or not, also Death can go on vacation (even if just in Death-related places, which sucks and . . . Ok, we don't have time for this).

After a wonderful, boring month at the Death Sea (told ya), I am ready to come back, angry and without pity. I don't know how I was able to put on weight. In summer. On the Death Sea.

My life is going to be back soon, but not before I finish my lunch.

Love,

Death